Jon Gosselin, please shut up.

Your kids are only 5 and 9 right now, but someday they're going to be old enough to know how to Google. It's bad enough that they have to live through a divorce, but how are you going to feel some day when they know that you told the entire world that you "despise" their mother? Regardless of your feelings for her, she is still the mother of your children. When asked, all you need to say is, "No comment," if only out of respect for your kids.